kinkyeyepatchshit:

mommyknowsbest:

kinkyeyepatchshit replied to your post: I seriously meant it about yer snatch, dawg, I don’t want anythin’ that’s been in there, not even a crisp an only slightly wet fifty dollar bill

WHY YOU LYIN?!?!?!?!??!?! YOU DO TOO! an’ ew that’s grody. I dont want yer wet dollar bills I already toldja, I dont want them leftovers as juicy as they are, no.

Why would a female, because biologically that’s the only kind of person who could have a ‘snatch’, put dollar bills up one?  That’s unsanitary and highly destructive to the money.

These people have no common sense…including you.

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YOU SAID SNATCH YOU FRILLY RICH LITTLE SHIT, PUT THAT TA YER GOLDEN DOOKIEHOLE NOW wait no th’technicalities of that don’t work…

Anyhow they use them as PURSES when they’re walkin’ th’streets DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH god don’t you know anything

You thought delicate sensibilities would keep me from saying ‘snatch’?  You’re really so much more naive than I originally thought…not that I ever thought you weren’t.

That’s disgusting.  I admit I’ve never studied the ‘night life’ - nor did I ever intend to care enough to do so.  Glad to see you’ve obviously taken a liking to it, though.

1. kinkyeyepatchshit reblogged this from mommyknowsbest and added:

   No yer frilly butthole stuffed with th’manners of kings an politician’s is what I thought, clearly I was wrong, you’ve...

2. mommyknowsbest reblogged this from kinkyeyepatchshit and added:

   You thought delicate sensibilities would keep me from saying ‘snatch’? You’re really so much more naive than I...

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